Songs: Last Christmas (in the EU)

The Christmas Market's German
And the Swedish grew the tree
The beer is Belgian and so are the sprouts
The Reindeer are from Finland and
The Port is Portugese
We've got Cava when the French Champagne runs out

Christmas is a time to both be happy and be sad
But this year is sadder than before

This is our last Christmas in the European Union
And like the passports I am blue
Our final chance to say
Vesele Vanoce
Last yule in the EU

(Next year) Our Christmas dinner's British food
We grew all on our own
A parsnip and a pile of canned potatoes
The tinsel has caught fire
And the fairy lights have blown
Because they're now unregulated

And the crackers are all empty though it said upon the box
There'd be massive prizes, there is just a joke

This is our last Christmas in the European Union
And like the passports I am blue
Our final chance to say
Vesele Vanoce
Last yule in the EU

Santa we're writing to you
With one request
Please use your festive powers
To sort out this mess

Santa I believe in you
Unlike that red bus you are true

Give us another Christmas in the European Union
Like the passports we are blue
We want another chance to say
Vesele Vanoce
Another yule in the EU

Give us every Christmas in the European Union
Don't make us leave to please the toffs in blue
All we want to say
Is Vesele Vanoce
Let's us stay in the EU this Christmas
Let's stay in the EU