Songs: Easy Christmas

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Let's have an easy Christmas
This year, just you and me
Let's have an easy Christmas
We'll get a plastic tree
We'll have a TV dinner
And just one present each
We're gonna have an easy Christmas this year

We won't see anybody
Except maybe on Skype
We won't do decorations
Except maybe some lights
We'll won't send Christmas cards except
To people that we like
We're gonna have an easy Christmas this year

All right, we will have some bread sauce
And put a wreath on the front door
Two types of spuds, and then of course
We'll listen
To Bob Dylan
It must be Santa!

We won't start Christmas shopping
Until November 5th
We'll wait til 6am
Before we open any gifts
And then by half past nine
We will all be completely pissed
We're gonna have an easy Christmas this year

Let's have an easy Christmas
With just the twelve of us
Let's have an easy Christmas
With hardly any fuss
The sound of Santa's Sleigh bells
Makes me relaxed because
We're gonna have an easy Christmas this year
We're gonna have an easy Christmas this year
We're gonna have an easy Christmas this year

Published by Wipe Out Music Publishing

Our Christmas song for 2014, based on the very simple premise that I was hoping for an easy Christmas that year. We applied this "easy" idea to all aspects of the song, which is why it is performed in the straightforward "Hibbett Skiffle" style that The Validators usually rebel against!